i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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