I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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