Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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