nut hugger
I am in a vortex of obligation.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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