next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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