Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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