I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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