i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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