And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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