so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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