Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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