I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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