So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i came on her dog
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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