Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You're a disaster
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