Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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