If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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