I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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