and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
