We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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