i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
i need some magic done to my vagina
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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