I seem to have left my pride at pride
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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