Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
