Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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