In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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