She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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