You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Im part way to drunk.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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