quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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