There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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