You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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