Your dad touched me again.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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