she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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