she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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