let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We need to rekindle our bromance
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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