By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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