I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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