you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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