ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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