Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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