i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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