Small penises have feelings too.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
zippers are such a cool invention
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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