Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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