escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Boobs are out for the taking
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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