my room smells like sperm. sweet.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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