Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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