everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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