Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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