I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
where does the pee come out of this thing
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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