one two three fourrrrnication!
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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