doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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