last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's shark week go big or go home
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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