16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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