She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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