i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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