Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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